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so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked…

(Source: carlathezombie)

cinemagorgeous:

Gorgeous sci-fi artwork by the wonderful Marek Okon.

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How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" performed. 

He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

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Hope the link works. Just screwing around. Maybe I’ll do more.

I am VERY aggravated that Tumblr won’t let me upload an audio file even though it is under the 10 MB limit.

(Source: belastalbot, via the-tie-guy)