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Questions, Questions, Mustard, Questions, and Questions.

  • 1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
  • 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
  • 3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
  • 4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
  • 5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
  • 6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
  • 7. Do you like vanilla candles?
  • 8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
  • 9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
  • 10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • 11. What did you have for breakfast?
  • 12. Have you had sex in 2014 yet?
  • 13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
  • 14. What time did you wake up today?
  • 15. How long until your next birthday?
  • 16. What was the last movie you watched?
  • 17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
  • 18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
  • 19. What’s the last song you heard?
  • 20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
  • 21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
  • 22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
  • 23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
  • 24. Where’s the last place you went?
  • 25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
  • 26. Has anyone let you down recently?
  • 27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
  • 28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
  • 29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
  • 30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
  • 31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
  • 32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
  • 33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
  • 34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
  • 35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
  • 36. Do you have drama in your life?

Just uploaded Get Jazzy to Mixcloud. Listen now!

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HELLO WISCONSIN

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unsexual:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

the inventors say its not a woman’s responsibility but it’s always good to check your drink when you’re not sure it’s safeSo I think it’s brilliant

unsexual:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

the inventors say its not a woman’s responsibility but it’s always good to check your drink when you’re not sure it’s safe
So I think it’s brilliant

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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giantblackalbatross:

sarcasticvoyage:

Inside the Rat Pack, ice cream sadness and the Underwater Realtor. Sketch comedy for your earholes. Click!

Further cover art I assisted with for the Sarcastic Voyage sketch show. 

giantblackalbatross:

sarcasticvoyage:

Inside the Rat Pack, ice cream sadness and the Underwater Realtor. Sketch comedy for your earholes. Click!

Further cover art I assisted with for the Sarcastic Voyage sketch show. 

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Are you ready?

emeraldcitycomicon:

Emerald City Comicon 2015 passes are now available to purchase: here.

Our hotel page with discounted rate information is now online: here.

Go!

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sixpenceee:

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

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